Some Jokes for Today by MADDLY LENNE .

1. WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SO SAD ? IT WAS FILLED WITH PROBLEMS.

2.WHY DID THE TEACHER WRITE ON THE WINDOWS?SHE WANTED HER LEsSON TO  BE PERFECTLY CLEAR.

3. WHAT FLIES AROUND THE SCHOOL AT NIGHT? AN  ALPHABAT.

4. WHY DID ECHO GET  IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL? SHE KEPT ANSWERING BACK.